radical!

champagne vegan breakfasts, yummmm been passed out all day

No emo post, just thinking about bruises I get while drinking. My legs are all bruised from last nights shenanigans.
I remember falling and saying "I'm goooooooood". Now I have a bruise the size of my head on my leg. I love it. Good times

Summer's here!!!!!

caffeine is my new enemy.

i cant wait until the end of the month  

tonights events deserve their own entry

shelly got some "hey heeeeey!" but then fell out a window.

it was both horrific and surreal and now i owe someone a date

when i got home, whiskey was licking ponce's asshole.

i caught them!!

maybe i've got issues that i had no idea ever existed.

boooooooring

there is a ugly paris hilton puppy in the front yard, the cats are probably going to attack it.

how did i end up spending over $200 at target when all i wanted was a pillow?

"Weezer is going on tour with The Pixies. Thousands of fat nerdy emo gorilla girls are already sweating just at the thought of this. "

- buddyhead

today at work i was minding my own business, trying to avoid the customers, when i saw brandon boyd walk in. my manager made me help him.
i helped him get new lenses for his glasses, he told me my handwriting was nice, and then i went into this long story on how my mom thinks it sucks, and how when i send her letters and cards she always mentions how messy it is. i realized i was blabbing and stopped talking, he told me that parents come from a different era where they were stricter about things like that. i was staring at his tattoos. hE started talking about how he loves not being on tour for the first time in years, and how he loves being in a band, and how they are going to start writing new material in a few years.
i did not mention how i saw incubus at weenie roast a few years ago, and how he was/ is so gorgeous to high school me.
he started talking about how he's getting grey hair, and how he'll never dye it. then he rode off on his little bike.
such a nice guy, great great great. its really nice having nice customers.




I'M SO LAME.

yay for

"can't hardly wait" on demand

yelling

paychecks

orangina

the tsunami almost killed lindsay and myself

coachella was good

the weather was great, i enjoyed it

like i would really write anything that important in an online journal

work makes me tired boo hoo

I LOVE JOHNNIE COCHRAN !!!!! HOMETOWN PRIDE!!

i love you baby

i'm here, don't cry!

i love lyndsay-haircuts.

last week a saw my grandmother.
i should hang out with my family more, especially the cousins.

homeless fight in the school library, how fun!

i should stop giving stuff away to the homeless, hookerish people i meet on the streets, no more bus passes or muffins because they talk TOO much afterwards.

optical work hurts my eyes, i find that mildy ironic.